Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: *Laughs hysterically, makes pterodactyl noise, transforms into a potato and rolls out the door and away into the sunset.*
gaveitall asked: You are fricken beautiful <3
youngstero: I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast
I have like actually crippling anxiety about relationships and it makes me almost scared of guys that go for me. Please tell me there’s someone out there that feels like this? It’s a horrible thing. I wouldn’t wish it on anyone.
me: oh man my show is on i'm so excited to sit down and watch television for an hour
mom: turns on every sink in the house grinds coffee beans for five minutes reorganizes every pan in the cupboard starts a rock band
notkorra: “be strong,” i whisper at my wifi signal
1st month of school: look nice & dress nice.
The rest of the school year: rocking the homeless grandma look.
confirming: IM CRYINGGGG ODHFKAJSFHASD
laughter-everyday: judginyou: unfreshing: ...