August 2012
boy: i will love u as long as all of my neopets r alive
girl: but neopets dnt die
boy: i kno
ander-son:
finnickerr:
come on has anyone ever actually used the word benign validly in a sentence
i am eight but i will soon benign
3 tags
Fuck anxiety.
morphingly:
brightredkettle:
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
sadtoasteroven:
whenever I get sad, I just think about dan from florida
thanks, dan
acquaintedwithrask:
wellalright:
if i was the devil hell would be just be like life only all the sound would be off by like half a second.
you sick bastard
dont hover over this
Anonymous asked: where are you going to school
worldaccordingtofangirls:
i am so jealous of europeans
three hours of travel and they’re in a whole different country, a whole different culture like seriously
three hours of travel and i’m in another town that’s just like mine
except three hours away
4 tags
I leave for college tomorrow morning. I should be excited but, why am I so sad?
omg uterus sorry for not getting pregnant no need to throw a temper tantrum
dreams-and-naivety:
chrisiskorean:
best-of-funny:
sir-laughsalot:
andispyralgoesmad:
bootybouncers:
holy crap …
…. Jesus. This is pretty damn powerful stuff here.
Reblogging again because it gives me feels…
thats so horrible :(
paaradisequeers:
one of the most embarrassing things is getting caught taking selfies
welcometothesoundofprettyodd:
AND SUGAR WE’RE GOING DOWN SWINGING
I’LL YOUR BE YOUR NUMBER ONE WITH A BULLET
ALUDIGA CORNFLAKES COCKITEN BOOLA
subtweet:
more tattoo artists need to just say “nah dude, i’m not doing that”